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The 2011 Christmas List! (Part One)

December is upon us, friends! And you know what that means!!!

Unabashed materialism and gift-giving! America!

I’ve already got the gift for my Mah, Brah, and a few choice others picked out, but i’m sure they’re having a hard time figuring out what to buy me.

Let me make it easy for you.

Without further ado, The 2011 Christmas List!!!

1. The Nokona WF-1200C 12 Inch Walnut Softball Glove

The 12-inch. Not the Buckaroo. Not the Kangaroo. The Walnut. From Nokona. What’s more American than that?

2. The Toshiba Canvio 3.0 500GB External Hard Drive

Because 8MB images from the Nikon are rapidly eating my MacBook’s drive.

3. This Rotation

Wilson, Garza, Darvish, Feliz, Harrison, Holland.

Pick your Favorite Five.

4. Portal 2

Because I am both intelligent and intrigued by puzzles.

5. The Nikon 50mm f/1.8D Nikkor Lens

Ready for your close-up?

That’s all I have for right now.

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Conspiracy Keanu


Swagger Wagon

I want this to be me in 5-7 years. But, with more hair.



Thanks to Sean & Matt for this one.


I Wanna Go Fast!

For my weekend in DFW, I used my American Airlines miles to reserve a rental car, specifically a Cadillac CTS. But when I arrived at the AVIS Preferred Desk, I was notified that they didn’t have anymore Cadillacs. My response?

“Do you have any Camaros?”

It was a fun weekend.



America!


Empire State of Mind – The Album

Just a little sample:

For more, click HERE.


The Departed (Short Version)

The Departed was one of the Top 5 films of the last decade.

Here’s the short version.


It Has Returned…

Last year, I participated in No-Shave November, and made an epic film about my quest.



At the end of the video, it is stated that the beard will be back, and by God, it’s true.

I’d like to announce that, as of tomorrow morning, I will be participating in

No-Shave November 2011!!!

Join me in my quest! See yourself transform into all that is man! And of course, I’ll be documenting the whole thing!!!