Overheard – 10/4/2011
Always good quotes when I get to be around my friends for a weekend.
“I feel like Bigfoot’s dick, ya know? Just…heavy. And limp.”
“There’s a considerable difference between nude modeling and getting dicks put in you on camera.”
“Brownie Fudge Sundae, please. Hold the nuts.”
-Brandon Coots, at Braum’s. To a female server.
“Grandpa says they have coke.”
-Luke Fox, regarding whether or not they already have soft drinks
“Early diagnoses…I may have the flu. Been peeing out my butt all day.”
-Identity Withheld, for obvious reasons