Overheard – 10/4/2011

Always good quotes when I get to be around my friends for a weekend.

“I feel like Bigfoot’s dick, ya know? Just…heavy. And limp.”

-Brianna Baine

“There’s a considerable difference between nude modeling and getting dicks put in you on camera.”

-Nevin Nichols

“Brownie Fudge Sundae, please. Hold the nuts.”

-Brandon Coots, at Braum’s. To a female server.

“Grandpa says they have coke.”

-Luke Fox, regarding whether or not they already have soft drinks

“Early diagnoses…I may have the flu. Been peeing out my butt all day.”

-Identity Withheld, for obvious reasons

 

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