Overheard – 9/11/2011

“If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.”

-John Waters, by way of Lina Chadouli

“Oh, what? You wanna hang out? Oh, ok, sure…lemme just finish putting this last touch of glue on my glass heart…”

-me, mocking myself and my mentality towards past relationships

“In a relationship, the one who cares the least holds all the power.”

-Me, quoting Anonymous

“No! Don’t do it! Uncock that butt-gun!”

-Me, my response to a friend’s suicide threat by “shotgun blast to the anus”

“If he keeps going, i’m going to subtly spin this thread into the Crab Nebula. It’s gonna get WEIRD. Real fast.”

-me, during a trolling session with Nevin where we toyed with an Aggie


3 responses

  1. David

    So all the best quotes you heard recently were from yourself? Narcissistic much?

    September 13, 2011 at 10:18 am

  2. Garrison

    ^ like

    September 15, 2011 at 7:47 am

  3. Oh, I’m sorry that neither of you FUCKS said anything funny or insightful this week. That’s my B.

    September 15, 2011 at 11:43 pm

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