This morning, I received a frantic phone call from my brother.
“Hey…I’m at work right now, and I’m gonna have to go out in the field later, and I don’t know when I’ll be done…and this problem with that is…I have a Fantasy Draft tonight. Would you be willing to do it for me?”
“Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah I’d love to pick football players for you. This is like Christmas.”
I logged into ESPN with Clay’s information, and discovered that his team was nameless. Some of the other teams have pretty solid names, like “I’m Only Kaeding,” “My Vick in a Box,” and the “Berlin Basterds,” so I thought I’d come up with something good for him. Here’s what I came up with:
I like it. Thoughts?