Overheard – 3/3/2011

Recently overheard:

“I had to cross my legs so my boner would                                   rub against the inside of my pants.”

“I have two degrees…you wanna borrow one of mine?”

“You don’t think I can dunk on Dennis Hopper??”

“You farted in my room and ran away like a coward!

Bonus Quote:

“Jeremiah 12:21: ‘Don’t make fun of other people, cuz                 God doesn’t like it.'” -Golson

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