Brandon Coots: Defender of American Intelligence and Worldliness
At my work, i meet a lot of interesting people. A few days ago, i met a guy and his buddy, and I took them on a tour of City Parc. When we returned to the clubhouse, i sat and talked with them for a bit. We became comfortable talking with each other, and they made a reference to their multiculturalism. Having noted that they both spoke with heavy arabic accents, I asked where they were from.
“Saudi Arabia,” they responded.
In conversation with myself and another person working in the office, somehow they mentioned that Americans have no sense of Geography. Refuting this claim, I said, “I know exactly where Saudi Arabia is.” With a lease sitting right in front of him, he said, “alright then, I will sign this lease if you can name all of the countries bordering Saudi Arabia.”
Without hesitation, I began.
He will be moving in on February 1.
I believe the guy said something to the effect of, “Most Americans would never know that!”
You’re welcome, America.