They Call it “Daggering.”
Brandon Coots here, reporting live from a dancefloor near you, and i’ve got some insane news about a fad that could be coming to America…and to your child’s school…sooner than you think.
In Jamaica, a dance craze called “Daggering” has grown so incredibly out of control that the Jamaican government has banned not only this style of dance, but all songs relating to it. This is NOT your typical 9th Grade Dirty Dancing.
As defined by Urban Dictionary.com, Daggering is, “where a man and woman are dancing in a sexually provocative manner, which usually includes them simulating various sexual positions, and often times, rough sex, to the beat of whatever music is playing at the time.” When reading this definition, it doesn’t exactly seem terribly oustanding…but then you read some of the ones below it…
“Daggering is a Jamaican term used to describe extremely rough sex where the penis is used in a dagger like fashion to repeatedly stab at the vagina in violent and plundering manner. Daggering can be dangerous to both parties and can cause traumatic genital injuries and horrific mutilation of the junk.”
And now, with the help of Dance artist MAJOR LAZER, i shall unveil Daggering to you all, the masses. If you are sensitive, please shield your eyes.
Want More? Here’s a How-To, but THIS VIDEO IS SO INAPPROPRIATE (ly hilarious) THAT YOUTUBE REQUIRES YOU LOG IN TO VIEW!!!
See it in Real Life. Again, THIS VIDEO IS RIDICULOUSLY GRAPHIC. AND HILARIOUS. AND YOUTUBE MAKES YOU LOG IN.
This craze is truly terrifying. To read more about this horrible “dancing,” please click on the links below.
Newsweek‘s Article on Daggering
Good Luck out there, and remember…Guns Don’t Kill People, LAZERS Do.