I am so sick of Ian Kinsler.
So, there’s this asshole who plays for the Texas Rangers named Ian Kinsler.
The “people” love Ian Kinsler, but not because he’s an OK baseball player, but because he’s white and cute. Sure, he once hit 30HR and had 30 SB in one season. He’s been an All-Star twice now. He plays pretty solid defense. But let’s look at the facts.
Fact: He’s a jackass.
Fact: He’s the KING of popping up.
Fact: Every time he pops up, he shrugs his shoulders, tosses his head around with an attitude, and jogs half-assedly down to first, as if it’s someone else’s fault he drops his shoulder and tries to hit home runs.
I’m so sick of this asshole. I just want to ask him, “Is there a problem here? Is there somewhere else you’d rather be? Because I’d love to take your place out there. A million people would. So quiet being an asshole!” I’d honestly like to see this baby-crier traded somewhere. I know, I know…he’s apparently a great teammate and a leader in the clubhouse, but being a fan of the game, I hate seeing his damn attitude every night. Unfortunately, 90% of Rangers “fans” absolutely love this guy, mostly because he is generally thought to be “cute.” But…is he? Is he? Judge for yourself…
It’s all a lie…a scam. Let’s get rid of this fat-necked douche-bag. Next time you watch an AB, observe how he whines. Then…cut him out of your life.