I am so sick of Ian Kinsler.

So, there’s this asshole who plays for the Texas Rangers named Ian Kinsler.

The “people” love Ian Kinsler, but not because he’s an OK baseball player, but because he’s white and cute. Sure, he once hit 30HR and had 30 SB in one season. He’s been an All-Star twice now. He plays pretty solid defense. But let’s look at the facts.

Fact: He’s a jackass.

Fact: He’s the KING of popping up.

Fact: Every time he pops up, he shrugs his shoulders, tosses his head around with an attitude, and jogs half-assedly down to first, as if it’s someone else’s fault he drops his shoulder and tries to hit home runs.

I’m so sick of this asshole. I just want to ask him, “Is there a problem here? Is there somewhere else you’d rather be? Because I’d love to take your place out there. A million people would. So quiet being an asshole!” I’d honestly like to see this baby-crier traded somewhere. I know, I know…he’s apparently a great teammate and a leader in the clubhouse, but being a fan of the game, I hate seeing his damn attitude every night. Unfortunately, 90% of Rangers “fans” absolutely love this guy, mostly because he is generally thought to be “cute.” But…is he? Is he? Judge for yourself…

Fat Face.

Look closer…

It’s all a lie…a scam. Let’s get rid of this fat-necked douche-bag. Next time you watch an AB, observe  how he whines. Then…cut him out of your life.


10 responses

  1. K #1 he don’t so y don’t u guys keep ur comments 2 urself

    June 20, 2012 at 11:43 pm

  2. Ha ha jst Kidd n sorry guys

    June 20, 2012 at 11:43 pm

  3. I ❤ ian:-)

    June 20, 2012 at 11:45 pm

  4. DiaSallo Gambino

    You obviously don’t know much about baseball, much less the Rangers, very much less Ian Kinsler. He does a lot for the community and is a very good baseball player. Above average offense and spectacular defense. Plus he’s precious.

    June 23, 2012 at 9:34 am

  5. Harry A. Hole

    Kinsler is not even the best 2nd baseman in his own division let alone the AL. I’ll bet he likes the cock too.

    July 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm

  6. Paris Jones

    Yeah… He’s just one of the Only 12 players in MLB history to have multiple 30-30 club seasons, has the most stolen bases in ranger history and is one of the most solid second basemen in the league, pretty “okay”. Also, I’m fairly certain you do not know him personally, whereas the people that do say he’s a great teammate and leader. Who are you to call him a “douche”? I would apologize for my sarcasm, but fuck you, good sir.

    September 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    • Paris Jones

      Also, stating “he’s a jackass” is NOT a fact. That is purely opinionated. Do not go putting “fact” In front of everything, you’re simply making yourself seem even more ignorant than you already did.

      September 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm

  7. Brendon

    quit not quiet.

    April 24, 2013 at 8:09 pm

  8. Tom

    Really dude you have to judge somebody last time I recall it god is the only one who can judge and I have a rangers magazine and kinsler has a reading program for kids and he’s a good ball player.I don’t know where you got that from that he’s ok and look at you’re self you’re being &$!/ right now

    August 19, 2013 at 12:51 pm

  9. Tom

    Thank u bad sir

    August 19, 2013 at 12:54 pm

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